My beast friend.
The script for the re creation.
*ED walks in the hallway, carrying a load of boxes. The cat, Fluff is sitting in one of the boxes mumbling and looking at his note.*
FLUFF: Pl- Plea- Please... ED!, tell me whats going on right now or I’m going to sick up all of yesterdays tuna. *Coughing up noise* Oh no, it’s that girl isn't it, AMELIA, you’re mad. She’s weird!
ED: This has nothing to do with Amelia, *Strokes hair* I just wanted to sort my life out, ya know, get rid of some of the dead wood. So, I’m going to take you to this great fun place just for cats. Yeah, just after I finish tidying up. It’s called. Pleasure land!
FLUFF: *amazed* Pleasure land?, sweet. But not before time!
*Door bell rings, AMELIA enters,*
AMELIA: *in a rush* I’m so sorry Ed, I know I’m super early! *sees Fluff* Oh my god who's this?
ED: *hesitantly* That’s Fluff.
AMELIA: *Reading* Free to good home. Some monster, abandoned this sweet little creature?
*AMELIA Strokes the cat, and picks it up. AMELIA sees a actual cat while, ED sees a guy in a cat costume.*
Well, Fluff, I guess that makes me your new mummy now.
FLUFF: *To Ed* Ya lying cu- (cunt) *Cut out*
*Credits roll. *
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